It's happened to all of us. You are at a get together, having a few drinks, enjoying your friends; when all of a sudden someone you know becomes the mayor of DickTown. Is it you? Well, that depends - do you follow these rules?
1. Don't change CD's in the middle of a track because you "have to hear your song".
Yeah yeah, we know, listen to the words and this song is totally talking about you. The problem is, we don't care, and changing out Pink Floyd for Alanis Morissete is a serious crime.
2. If you clog the toilet - DEAL WITH IT.
The greatest injustice a person can face is walking into a bathroom to a pre-clogged toilet. If you have dropped the H -bomb - clean up the town. It is no one's problem but your own as to how you do it - only do it. For if you dont, I promise you, the poor son of a bitch who had to take care of it to save face is going to turn into the Hardy Boys and the Case of the Massive Dookie. Main Suspect? You.
3. Strip Poker just sort of happens...don't force it.
This is mainly for the men. Boys, we all want to get there, but push too hard and it just looks like your a child molester.
4. If you are by the bathroom door and hear someone throwing up - keep it to yourself.
So it appears that Joan shouldn't have had that last Irish Car Bomb. Well that is between her and the porcelain palace. Leave it be.
5. Never be the first to yawn or the last to leave.
Chances are, right about the time the third couple left is when the hosts wanted to go to bed. Give them a break - after all, you totally just clogged their toilet and trashed their home. Grab a bag of trash for them and don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
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